aint i so cool
can we take a moment to appreciate the face spongebob made when plankton told him he was using too much sauce
I hope everyone’s been good this year I wouldn’t want to see anybody get any cole in their stocking
i got 99 problems and being attractive could solve at least 50 of them
“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”
I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking
i would rather communicate through interpretive dance than have you call me on the phone
for christmas i want to become lana del rey
i think that for christmas, everyone should send positive messages to each other, anon or not.
everyone should wake up on christmas morning with at least one nice message.
i think that would be a great christmas.
wow, who knew you could be there for someone through everything and listen to them rant for hours, then they go and acknowledge someone else for being their best friend. really?